Meeting with My Boss
I had just started working for this company 6 months ago, but I felt I was extremely underpaid. With all the long hours and weekends I had been working, I figured it was in my best interest to ask for a raise. I decided to set up a meeting with my boss. I had only had conversations with her a few times, but she seemed like she had a "down-to-earth, relaxed" personality. Around 3 P.M., I was called to meet with her. Her beautiful, leggy, blonde secretary escorted me into her office and there she sat behind the desk. For a woman about 40, she was still quite attractive with shoulder-length brown curly hair and large breasts. She was on the phone, but motioned for me to take a seat. As I sat there, my pulse started to race as I tried to gather my thoughts on what I was going to say. Also I noticed for being the boss, her office was kind of small (9x9) and unusually dark, with the only light peaking in from the half-open blinds behind her. After a couple of minutes, she hung up the phone and took a deep breath. "Man, this job can be really stressful sometimes!" she said as she leaned back in her chair, grabbing the sides of her face. "Now, I what can I do for you?". I started to collect my words. "Well I think for all the long hours and hard work I've been putting in, I deserve a raise" "Really?" she said with a somewhat understanding look. "Listen, I haven't had the chance to have a break for a while. Do you mind if I smoke while we have this meeting? I know that this is a non-smoking building, but I really need to just blow some smoke to help me relax" "Not at all," I responded a little perplexed by the question. "Thank you," she said as she removed a cigarette from a wooden box on her desk and began to light it with a match. She took a deep drag and exhaled the smoky vapor on to her desk, covering everything in a gentle fog. I nervously began to continue with my plea, "Well....y-you see, I-I've been working a lot of...." She stopped me and midsentence and said "Why don't you take a deep breath and start again". As she said this, she took a long drag and exhaled a massive cloud of smoke through the match in my direction. As I took a deep breath, the cloud floated into my face and had I noticed it had sort of a pleasant, relaxing smell to it. I started to plead my case again. "As you may know, I've been working many long hours lately and..." As I continued to talk, I noticed her take long drags and tilt her head to the side, blowing huge clouds of smoke into the air. The light coming from the window behind her illuminated the clouds perfectly. It was almost like she was doing this on purpose to get a perfect side view of her clouds. I had to admit, I always found women smoking to be sexy, but this was amazing. I was actually starting to become a little aroused. I continued to talk but I was still drawn to her amazing clouds and she noticed this and smiled a bit. "Wow, smoking is just SO relaxing...everything about it. I mean just looking at these clouds of smoke is very relaxing don't you think?" As she finished, she took another long drag and exhaled a huge, billowing cloud of smoke aimed right above my head. The cloud just billowed and billowed from her mouth and seem to last forever. I couldn't keep my eyes off it. "I just love to sit here and fill my office with wonderful, relaxing clouds of smoke." She took a deep drag and exhaled the smoky funnel off to my left side. "Just look at it...so soft, beautiful relaxing to watch". She took another long, deep drag and exhaled another voluminous cloud of smoke just off of my right side. The cloud gently kissed my cheek as I watched in full view. I couldn't keep my eyes off her clouds and I was becoming more relaxed. I couldn't even speak. "Definately, the more smoke I see, the more relaxed it makes me feel, don't you think?" She blew another thick cloud of smoke into the air as I watched it flow. The office was quickly clouding with smoke, but I didn't care. I just watched and became more relaxed. Why was I here? I didn't care, I just wanted to watch her blow those wonderful clouds of smoke. "You know, these clouds also have a relaxing odor, baby." She took a very long drag which seemed like forever and looked at me and smiled. She pursed her lips and exhaled a massive cloud of smoke towards me. The smoke seemed to just pour and pour from her mouth. I had no choice to breathe it in and it relaxed me even more. My eyes began to grow heavy and started to become more and more aroused. Why was I here again? I didn't care, all I could think about was this wonderful smoke. "Now listen, my hardworking boy doesn't need a raise does he?" "N-no", my mind was clouded I just wanted to obey. She blew more smoke in my face. "All of this relaxing smoke is enough, huh baby?" "Y-yes" I stuttered. "Good boy, I want you to forget you came here and asked for a raise. You don't need a raise. OK?" "Y-yes" "Good boy, you've earned yourself a nap. Would you like me to blow you some more smoke, baby?" I tried to speak but couldn't. I was so relaxed. She came from around the desk and sat on my lap. She began to stroke my hair. "Awww, my cloudy smoke has made you super sleepy, poor baby." She took a long drag and whispered to me "sleep tight!" as she engulfed my head with a cloud of smoke. The last thing I remembered was the smoke clouds swirling around my head. I woke up at my desk with signed form in my hands, agreeing to work weekends for the rest of the year.